Synopsis of Lowdown Dirty Criminals on Solarmovie sc: Lowdown Dirty Criminals may be a comedy about two friends who plan to work for an underworld character after a fiasco delivering pizza. They botch the primary job delivering a cake to their boss and continue to botch successful job etc. the movie has many similarities to Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. After getting knotted up with a scary lady criminal referred to as the Upholsterer the plot features a messy climax. the 2 likable hapless crimes walk off from the dark world of crime, learning their lesson and restarting their lives.